Good News, You Survived, Bad News, You Now Have 30 Days To Get Your Truck Out Of A Wisconsin Lake Before You Have To Pay Thousands Of Dollars In Fines

Big Cat 3/14/2014 11:10 AM

CHICAGO (FOX 32 News) -It may not seem like spring here yet, but this should serve as an important warning for everyone to stay off the ice around lakes, ponds and rivers. A man up in Onalaska, Wisconsin was out driving on the ice in his SUVwhen the ice gave way. He was able to get out and he is okay. However, he must now find a way to get the vehicleoff the ice before it falls through and he gets slapped with a big fine. Police have given him 30 days to remove it.

I don’t know why but this picture and whole situation is absolutely hysterical. You know this guy wakes up everyday and looks out on that lake and knows he is fucked. Just sees it right in his face. Goes to sleep hoping his problems will magically disappear only to get out of bed, look out the window and see his car stuck in a lake. And we’ve all been there. Maybe not an SUV in ice but something that we know won’t go away unless we deal with it even though we don’t want to deal with it. Fuck I’m there right now because I’m a regular irresponsible man/baby. I know taxes are due in a month, I have it in the back of my mind. I realize I have 30 days. And what am I going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. I’m going to waste time, I’m going to put it off, I’m going to pretend it doesn’t exist, I may even start them one Sunday only to stop after 5 minutes because “something came up”. I do it every single year without fail. Right to the deadline. So I got you man, yeah I’m just talking about filling out a bunch of forms whereas you have a fucking truck stuck in a lake but we’re basically brothers. Common man shit. You want to put a deadline on us? Fine, just know we’re going to take it to the absolute limit, at which point we will have a plethora of bullshit excuses ending in our request for 2-3 extensions minimum. That’s just life. Guy Stuff.